Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Navel gazing

I made a realization during dressing change today.  I don't have a belly button any more.  Now where am I going to stash the extra bug snack?  Monkeys may be the only creatures actually utilizing the natural pocket, and now, in return for their silence, those sick doctors have taken it from me.

On the flip-side, I'll never be accused of navel gazing again.  There is that.  I'm still a wet-the-bed-liberal . . . but not a navel gazer.

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