Everyone has them. Fat Pants. The largest pair of pants you own, and when you wear them, it's a bad day.
Today, my fat pants are being put into storage . . . and hopefully given away forever. I could pull them down without unbuttoning/unzipping them.
It's weird to be sorting through clothes that don't fit because they are too big. And, it's weird to not be able to buy new clothes because you assume they won't last long. So, it's to the back of the closet I go, in search of pants that won't fall off. Cute as they are, no one really wants to see a monkey butt too up close.