In a meeting earlier this week, it was brought to my attention that the "Code of Conduct" for my business prohibits "gambling, swearing, sexual harassment, and other unprofessional behavior."
One could argue that simply leaving the house each morning is a gamble -- but it's not like I'm planning to set up a dice game in the loo. And, I'm hardly a target for sexual harassment. But, how am I suppose to get through a day without my favorite emphasis words? huh?
This shit's fucked up.