Here's my evidence:
I have had cats with the following names: Twist - who had a neck problem and his head was permanently at an angle; Nub - who had only a stub of a tail; Stinky - who had a skin ailment and the medicine made her smell bad.
I actually had a chuckle of superiority when I saw that a rival company manager missed a second required meeting in a row. I kinda am hoping in the back of my mind that I'll get her branch's business and resources.
When I noticed "inmates" picking up trash around my office today, I locked my door.
I call bad drivers "grandpa" regardless of their age.
I harbor bad bad thoughts about a lot of humans.
I don't understand why I have not won the lotto - even though I've never bought a ticket.
I really like writing angry letters to companies that kinda tick me off.
When I was reading the vegan blog, I was frying up bacon. Lots of bacon.
But, I like small animals - and I like to cook for people - and, and, hm, I guess that's it.
No wonder my karma is outta wack.
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