I had a lovely conversation with Ms. Grassy Creek earlier. She was convinced that I was mad at her because she had not called me back for weeks. I didn't realize that I was so powerful as to merit such concern for my esteem.
But, she was distressed over my bad attitude. My karma has caught up to me. Things are falling apart. Comforts are being crowded out. Annoyances are taking over. Clearly, a sacrifice needs to be made to the karma gods. But what?
Do I jolly myself in to a happy face while tornadoes spin around me? Do I slay a dragon? Where do I even find a dragon? Do I turn to religion? Which one? Do I give up something precious to me? How precious? Jewels? my iPod? The lovely shiny zebra print undies I recently bought? (yeah, that's a mental picture you're never gonna lose - a monkey in satinish zebra print bikini undies. Ha!)
I'm willing to entertain suggestions for the appropriate sacrifice for the karma gods.
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