Remember the episode of Seinfeld when Elaine gets a note in her medical record that she's difficult and eventually no doctor will see her? The Old Woman use to predict that such would happen to me, eventually. And, I admit, my patience level is pretty low when dealing with medical personnel.
And, I promise, today, I really was working to restrain myself. Really.
I had to see a new doctor at a new clinic today. Never a pleasant prospect in my mind. They started off annoying me and progressed to me muttering unpleasantries under my breath.
First, as you walk in, there is window and a staff person. So, naturally, as a new patient, that's where I went. This was wrong. If I'd bothered to wander to the OTHER SIDE of the reception area, go around a corner, and look up, I would have seen signage instructing me to go to that window, not the one at the door. Second, they had sent me all the usual forms to fill out and bring with me. Cool, this should save time, right?
Third, they insisted on taking my picture for their records. I've never had this done before, and you know I've seen more than my share of medical types this year. They insisted it was a) routine and b) done by ALL THE DOCTORS. humpf.
Then, the nurse proceeded to ask me all the questions on the forms they asked me to fill out prior to my coming in. One of the things that will trigger me to annoyance really fast is wasting my time. Don't ask me for the same information more than once. Don't ask me questions when the written answers are in front of you.
They lost even more credibility when a rather round nurse lectured me on my bmi. I did restrain myself from explaining to her that bmi has pretty much been dismissed as an indicator of over all health.
The thing that sent me from heavily sighed restraint to muttering unpleasantries was the fact their lab tech could not draw my blood. I warned her that I was a difficult draw and indicated a spot that has been successful in the past. She ignored me and went for a traditional spot, even though she had a very difficult finding the vein. Then, she did that back and forth motion with the needle trying to find the vein that didn't want to be found . . . I hate that. I'd rather be stuck again than have you play with a needle, tearing up my arm. She decided to try to hit a tiny vein between my fourth finger and pinky finger knuckles. I'll tell you this . . . if a lab tech ever tries this move on you, decline it. It doesn't work and hurts.
She gave up after the knuckle failure and sent me over to the hospital. They hunted, used a warmer, and finally was able to spear a vein.
As I tried to pay my co-pay, I found that the person working the check out window never has worked the check out window, didn't know how to accept a payment, and ended up calling another office and verbally giving them my card number for them to run the payment.
Frankly, I don't think I'm unjustified in my annoyance. I may be the only sane one in the building.