I had a professor write this on the board, prior to the final, once. Apparently, at 3am while grading term papers, he got poked. A student wrote a rant about how much he hated the class, how it was a pain in his ass that he had a term paper due right before finals, and other critiques of the professor's fitness to continue breathing. I'm sure the paper would have provoked at any time of the day, it was just the student's bad luck that it was 3am.
I've moaned about my abandonment by ESK. Then, we hired her replacement. We will soon be rehiring her replacement.
The Replacement's downfall has been an interesting example of how people can be their own worst enemy. Also, how once a pattern of behavior is created, how difficult it is to break it.
To be fair, I hired The Replacement knowing that she had the reputation of being "difficult." Silly me . . . I thought I could over come her prickliness with my charm and monkey fun. Nope.
She refuses to be a good colleague. When I pointed out that she needed to work harder to "fit in" with the staff, she took that to mean that she must stomp up the hall and bark "good morning" to each of us and flee before we can even return the greeting. She seems to have created rules for our office and insists on abiding by them. (I have told staff that they schedule their time off, just let me know your plans and if there is some task you'll need another employee to assist with in your absence. She insists on sending me painfully formal emails requesting permission to take an hour here, and hour and a half there, of vacation leave. Always adding in that if I will not grant her permission, please name the time and date on which I wish her to come work that tiny increment of time.) A friend would call it being "maliciously obedient."
Today, I had planned on treating my staff to a "fire drill" which would give them a bonus hour off just before the holiday. Today was selected because it is one of the few days she planned to work the same schedule as the rest of us, and I felt it wasn't fair to all the staff when she was working such a very different schedule. But, then she came in 15 minutes "early" but stayed in the work room, playing on her phone, until the "official start of her work day (8-4). It annoyed me to the point I seriously considered cancelling the fire drill. Lucky for everyone else, I decided to go ahead with it anyway. Miracles of miracles, she suddenly dropped the snotty tone from her voice. I know it is temporary. But, we're basking in it for the moment.
I'm pretty sure this is karmic payback for being smug about how "girl games" don't infect my office like I hear about in other places of business. I'm firing her next week. Soon, calm will be restored.