So, ESK left me. Something about having a baby that isn't half monkey. Fine. Be that way.
I've hired someone in her job. This newbie is in no way, shape, or form anywhere close to replacing ESK.
a) I've lost count of the number of times she's rearranged her office.
b) her first assignment, she turned in less than half completed.
c) she copped attitude when I explained that she should schedule personal business on personal time. d) her normal mode of functioning seems to be passive aggressive.
BUT! the biggest oddity of the newbie is the tremendous volume of toilet paper she uses. It's not like we see her bolting to the bathroom every 10 minutes . . . but she used a 6 pack of charmin double rolls in a week. 6 ROLLS IN A WEEK!!!
I know there was about a third of a roll in "my" bathroom when I left work last night but this morning, there is a new roll in its place. I bought super mega rolls that a) the cheapest stuff you've ever seen in TP and b) each roll is about 9 regular rolls of TP. She's used nearly a whole roll in one bathroom, and then the last of my roll of good stuff in my bathroom. You'd think our toilets would be backing up with that volume.
But, fear not. I have a 6 pack of the good stuff in my office cabinet. It will probably last me to the end of the year . . . if not longer.
It's bad when an employee has you stashing the good TP in your office. Well, it was bad that she put me in the position of even noticing the TP usage. I'd rather not have an awareness of how much TP anyone uses.
(From now on, this person will be known as TP)