Thursday, May 30, 2013

I own it.

Earlier this week, I was "outted" at a regional managers meeting as an "office tormentor."  I tried to deny it.  I tried to minimize it.  I claimed that the evil side kicks actually enjoy my plots.  It's charming, I said.  It's amusing and keeps morale up, I said.

I pointed out that the evil side kicks actually inflict their own brand of tormenting on me.  ME!  I, too, am a victim of office torments.

Truth?  Yeah.  I have fun at their expense.  Never anything truly destructive.  And, they do laugh.  Perhaps more at the moron they can't believe they work for . . . but it's laughing.

So, I am the chief office tormentor.  And, gosh darn it, people like me!

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