Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Very, Very Still

You know when you take funny medication and you get that dizzy, heady feeling? Like the world is moving really really fast and you're moving really really slow? And, maybe it will all balance out if you keep your head really still and just move your eyes?

Well, apparently, getting 30 minutes of sleep while working three shifts in two days and then consuming massive amounts of caffeine and sugar drinks will give you the exact same effect.

You've been warned. Or, clued in . . . I'm not judging you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You didn't learn that in University? Monkeys must have very different tolerances. Or better planning skills.

The Chick said...

That actually sounds greeeaaaat!