With this addictive personality . . .

I really should try to avoid adding new addictions, right?

I think I might be temporarily cured of my TMZ addiction ( I read that they printed a story about a teen sexual abuse victim . . . and named the victim . . . which I believe is the type of thing real journalists frown on.)

But, I read this blog I really like. The writer is clever and smart and profane. All the things a good monkey appreciates. But, she's also a shoe whore. Each Sunday she posts an entry about shoes . . . with pictures . . . and links. This week, she profiles a shoe, and has a link, for a line called "naughty monkey." How could I be expected to not look?

So, now I find my self scrolling through pages and pages of women's spiked high heeled shoes . . . and wondering if I could ever pull them off? Maybe just at home? But, does the Phenom even swing that way?

I'm pretty sure this is how foot fetishists get their start. If you see me following women around . . . or commenting on that "new shoe smell" . . . do me a favor, put a sack over my head and drop me in a jungle.