Saturday, January 19, 2008

I got tagged . . . WHEEEEEEE

I've openly professed love for the Cookie Bitch, and even confessed my sins to her. And, she has noticed me . . . and tagged me. So, here it goes . . . 6 quirky things about me.

1) Although I use to be a very good vegetarian, I now will read the Vegan Lunch Box Blog while eating bacon.

2) I have no sense of moderation or limit. The Phenom says this is evidence of an addictive personality . . . I prefer to think of it as more being a hedonist. I went for 17 years cutting my own hair . . . and now I stop by the hair dressers at least once a week. The Phenom says that every time I cook, it's as if I'm expecting the Red Army to show up hungry . . . I am incapable of cooking for just two people/critters.

3) Although I'm quite frequently drunk (and let's face it, who doesn't love a drunk monkey?) I've never thrown up or passed out from drinking.

4) I both snore and drool in my sleep.

5) I have a VERY LONG list of humans I've seen naked. 90 percent of them were complete strangers too. I just have a knack for being in the right time/place to see naked people. And, no, I've never gone to a nudist resort. But, you must remember . . . in the wild, I hear, everybody is naked.

6) This is the first time I've actually been tagged. I've been blogging for over two years . . . pretty much unnoticed. Sniff, sniff . . . I feel so special . . . and, yes, I'm a total dork.

This was actually harder than it would appear . . . perhaps because I've already confessed so much in this blog already.

Now, to the rest of the fun stuff . . . tagging others.

The rules are:
Link to the person that tagged you.
Post the rules on your blog.
Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.
Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

I'm going to tag . . . .

RaeJanes, Space Monkey Pants, The Lorider, DrowseyMonkey, and to help her out of her writers block, The Chick, and finally, another writer I know with writer's block, Bohemian.

Now, on to spread the news of the joy to those I've tagged.

6 comments:

MYM said...

LOL @ #1! I was a vegetarian for about 20 years...not anymore but I do think about it, and read vegetarian receipies. LOL

I can't believe you've never been tagged. You're now at the top of my "who to tag" list. I've done this one..but will do it again...because I'm so fascinating! ;)

MYM said...

Well, as imposible as it seems, I was wrong...I haven't done this tag before! LOL Anyway...it will be up on Sunday. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

You made me spit vodka out my nose - which burns by the way - on #1. I also like #5 and think that is a gift.

Fun post :)

The Chick said...

You have never passed out or puked from drinking? I am amazed, impressed and jealous.

Oh. And I am one of the peeps you have seen naked? If so, I am totally okay with that.

The Super Bongo said...

Drowsey . . . I own all the moosewood cookbooks . . . got the reprint of the original for xmas. But, I also have a pound and a half of bacon in the frig.

Oh cookie . . . I owe you vodka . . . because vodka is a terrible thing to waste. Although, since alcohol is absorbed through the mouth more than in the stomach . . . maybe your nose absorbed some on the way out? Oh dear, that reminds me of a old friend who once tried to get drunk . . . well, lets just say the opposite orifice than usual.

And, Chick . . . I've never seen you totally naked . . .not that I was looking.

MYM said...

I have an award for you! Behave yourself at the awards party...no table dancing! :)