Monday, December 17, 2007

Losing Cute Points Quickly

Oscar the Bold has been enjoying his status as the cutest cat ever. He seems to realize this special status means he gets away with a whole lot more than most cats. But, his days may be numbered.

Oscar the Bold has a fetish for toilet paper. Every night, we must hide the toilet paper so that he doesn't TP us in our sleep. (Seriously, it happened.) A week ago, he discovered the Other Bathroom also has his beloved toilet paper.

Not only does he unroll it . . . but he then befriends it . . . plays little games with it, before ultimately ripping it to shreds.

Over the weekend, he discovered the paper towels. He loves it when SOMEONE (the human in the household) leaves the paper towels on the counter where he can knock them to the floor and slip and slide on the roll as it unfurls across the smooth kitchen floor. Sunday morning, when I woke up, he was happy as can be with a bit of paper towel I think he fished out of the trash.
When I returned home tonight, I was informed by the Human that Oscar the Bold threw up a couple times during the day. But, Oscar the Bold continued to eat and run through the house like a banshee, so we weren't worried. Then, I found the source of his upset. This was behind my bed. I have no idea where he found toilet paper, or where his stash is hidden.



3 comments:

The Chick said...

Good lord that cat is cute. You must audition him for Meow Mix immediately.

MYM said...

LOL...omg....what a rascal! I have one cat who loves kleenex, toilet paper...when it's in a roll it's lots of fun! But she's kind of outgrown it. Maybe there's hope for Oscar.

Anonymous said...

I love me some Oscar the Bold! Yeaahhhhh!!!!!!!!! :)