Humans seem to love the voyeuristic nature of "reality" tv. I personally have never actually watched an episode of American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, America's Got Talent, or Survivor. I've never seen big brother or pants off dance off. I will admit to be being drawn, like a photog to brit brit, to Bridezilla. And, I did see a few seasons of "the real world."
And, then, it dawned on me. The reason I could never be a reality star. Not because I can't sing or dance. (Believe me - all singing activities must be contained within my car - I don't even rate the shower.) But, because I'm much too self conscious to ever behave in the ways that bridezillas or big brothers must behave. I'm actually pretty up tight.
Oh yeah - and because I'm on the lamb from a lab and don't really want all of the world to see me on the small screen. That too.