Guilty

We all have little secret indulgences we wouldn't want broadcast. But, I've already confessed to a world of vices, why not these too.

I am addicted to several blogs. Most of them are the really popular blogs that everyone reads. I read them because they are well written, and because it's voyeuristic, and because I am terribly envious of their raging sucess and wish I could someday have followings so loyal.

I watch sappy t.v.

I read the Vows column in the times every week.

I secretly long to be fashionable.

When no one is looking, I swig straight from the coke bottle.

I swig cough medicine straight from the bottle, too.

Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate.

I've already confessed this one, but I might as well again, Celebrity gossip.

Ah --- I feel lighter. This is even better than that little, musty box and the disembodied voice. Thanks y'all.