Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I think my liver is missing

I have this very odd injury to my lower back on the left side. It's a scab. I don't remember getting hurt in such a way that I'd have such a large cut. I don't remember seeing blood on any of my clothes - which means I must not have been wearing any when I got hurt.

Given recent bouts of drinking, I suspect that parts of my liver (it's too high to be a kidney) must be for sale on Ebay. I hope it fetched a good price. I hope it finds a good home and doesn't get fried up and served with a nice chianti.

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