Today, I even bore myself.
I'm wearing boring clothes. I have boring hair. I even ate a boring lunch (bean and ham soup from a boring can). Work is boring - just shoving papers from place to place. The only excitement today has been the gianormous flying/stinging thing that was in the office. I tried to suck it up into the vaccuum cleaner, but it was too smart for me. When it flew to the door and decided to hang out a bit, I sprayed it with ant killer. It must have been part ant, because the steady stream of toxins killed it dead, pretty quickly.
I need to eat a whole bunch of sugar and see what happens. Maybe a bunch of candy and drink a dr. pepper really fast. There are only so many substances one can keep around the office for recreational purposes that won't also get you fired.
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