One of the blogs I read regularly and two of my friends on myspace are Jesus and Satan. You can click on the title for the link to the blog. The blog is entitled "Emails from Jesus" and kinda offers readers the option of asking questions of either.
The other night, Satan posted a bulletin on myspace instructing us to go to Google, and type in your name and the word "needs" after it and hit search. I learned that I need a mazda. This is quite incredible because I actually am in the process of purchasing a new car and have been fairly ambivalent about what car to buy. I emailed Satan and thanked him for the assistance. He emailed back right away (hear that local chevrolet dealership - RIGHT AWAY) and said that I should also consider a honda civic.
I haven't started looking at cars beyond pretty pretty pictures online - but, believe you me, I'm going to keep honda civics on the list. Of course, if I do buy a civic - which will totally be a function of price and availability - I'll be able to tell people that I bought it 'cause Satan told me to. I foresee a large burning structure in the front yard. I just hope I'm not strapped to it.
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