Sad state of affairs

It is a sad, sad day when we can't pay a professional athlete enough money that he doesn't have to moon light as a children's party clown.

This weekend, my viewing of baseball was totally derailed by Jose Lima's hair. The small photo is what he use to look like. The large photo is what he looks like now. In case it's not clear enough - he's dyed his 'fro blonde. It sticks out from under the cap like a clown's wig. The Phenom and I wondered if he did it to distract hitters who faced him? Did he do it on a bet? Or, does he have a children's party clown side business?

Either way, even he had to know it wasn't a good thing.