It's Alive!

So, last night, between responding to the Bongo Beeper (honestly, you give the commissioner a new toy, and next thing you know, no sleep for Super Bongo. I think I'm going to have to take the Bongo Beeper away from the Commissioner), I formulated a new growth medium for Hank. I must have concentrated the ingredients. The first time I tried to develop the clone "seed" - it took several days in the growth medium. With this new batch, it only took over night. It seems that Hank is even bigger than he was the first time (although, he still sports the pinched in head and maniacal grin) and this time he would not stay "head up" in the beaker.

The Phenom is totally freaked out by Hank. I've caught The Phenom trying to shove a big cork-stopper in the top of the beaker in an attempt to kill Hank. I admit, this experiment seems to be more or less a failure. But, how many "mistakes" were made before we had Dolly the Sheep? Really, with the similarities between humans and monkeys, if I can be successful cloning a monkey - a human isn't that far off. And, I'm talking REAL cloning - not that extrapolated DNA injected into an egg and given birth to they say they can do now. I'm talking no human host, fully grown clone armies.

It's all part of the grand scheme to take over the planet. And you all thought I had become distracted with my Super Bongo duties and celebrity gossip and addictions. It's all part of the plan. Never forget there is a plan.