It has finally happened -- after years and years of waiting, near misses, and missed opportunities.
Last night, WS Random called my home about 8:30ish - and asked if she could kidnap us again. Since prior kidnaps by WS Random have really worked out well for me and the Phenom, so we figured, "Why not?"
She picked us up and hit the highway. I thought she was taking us for ice cream. Then, she got off the highway and we found our selves driving past scores of strip joints and, ehem, "gentlemen's clubs." I thought, great - WS is going to pimp us out.
After driving a bit, The Phenom blurted out "I know where we're going" - and there was glee in the Phenom's voice. Shortly afterwards, we pulled up to the place -- the mecca -- the temple I've wanted to worship at.
Last night, I got my first HOT Krispy Kreme doughnuts!!!! WS Random ordered up two dozen of the beauties -- which we got to see come from the boiling oil and run through the icing "waterfall" and trundle up the conveyor belt --- and hot coffees for everyone.
Hot Krispy Kremes are amazing -- they have this pristine smooth layer of icing -- and they practically melt in your mouth. I ate three of them.
Just yesterday, I joked with WS Random that once I get Hot Krispy Kremes -- I can move on to more meaningful new years resolutions -- like stop killing people. Of course, part of the master plan is to rid the planet of the dead weight -- so I'll have to rethink that statement.
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