Tonight, over the course of a few text messages, I went from being "Silly Monkey" to "That Super Bongo is a bad influence."
Favorite 12 year-old (F12O): We got Phenom beer for christmas
Me: Hurray! Beer!
F12O: Yeah, it's a birra grande
Me: Have you tried it?
F12O: Not that I recall
Me: You should tell your dad you need to have some for quality control
F12O: Ironically, he came in right as I got that text
F12O: He didn't give a direct answer
Me: That's frustrating
F12O: Heh Heh that means I don't have anything stopping me. He didn't say no.
That one is gonna be a handful, real soon.