I made a startling realization the other night. My night table is rapidly becoming that of a very old person's. Currently, on my night stand, I have:
lip balm
big bottle of tums
tube of smelly pain ointment
pot of vicks vapor rub
eye mask
ear plugs
And, lately, I've been going to bed with a pocketed shirt on so I can put a couple of tissues in the pocket so I can blow my nose in the middle of the night.
I'm just a few steps away from the stash of depends under the bed, aren't I?
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