Monday, December 22, 2008

Chapter 987, in which Karma kicks my ass

I admit it. I whined when I didn't really have much to whine about. Ooops. I qualified that. Sorry. Let me try again.

I was bad. There are people in the world with real problems, with real angst. And I whined about not having enough stimulation or whatever to keep me from having the blahs. And, for my selfishness, Karma has bitch-slapped me with some harsh reality.

I currently have snot oozing from every possible place. I have a fire in my throat. And, I'm pretty sure I horked up a lung yesterday. And, while having an uncontrollable sneezing fit yesterday, I think I bit off part of my tongue.

I was a bad and selfish monkey. I was expecting the planet to amuse me when I could have been using my time and talents making the world suck just a little bit less. I've learned my lesson. I promise.

Now, Karma, can you make the anti-biotics work over night?

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