Today, I received a very official looking email from the United Nations (located in Switzerland, not NYC, but that is nothing to be concerned about, right?) informing me that as part of their "debt reconciliation" work . . . they want to deposit monies, HUGE SUMS OF MONIES, in my personal bank account.
Not only will I benefit directly from this email . . . but I will be HELPING OUT THE WORLD by taking their money. And, the rest of the planet will rest easy knowing that their debt to me has been paid.
Now that I have all the UN's money . . . taking over the planet is gonna be child's play!
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