I want to be a winner

I never win contests.  I keep thinking that the law of averages should work out in my favor at some point.  I'm really hoping that the latest contest I have entered has paid off.  Of course, I'll have to find a new outfit and work on not being a drooler when I meet the guest of honor . . . 

I don't want to jinx it . . . so I'll say nothing more until I win.  Come on Karma!