Tuesday, July 15, 2008

I should never leave home

I've done it again. I went on a wee little trip . . . and within 48 hours of returning, have developed some vile illness. I'm now a dripping, horking mess. Sigh.

And, all that lovely cold medicine is making me think some strange thoughts . . . like, would FOX or CNN give me a nightly show during prime time if I just started making up rumors about political candidates? What if I wrote a blog entry stating that I believed (I have no proof, but belief can be like that . . . ) that John McCain can talk to chipmunks and gets his ideas for economic recovery from a council of chipmunks? Or what if I spin a tale of Obama and the magical pants that allow him to read minds? Surely, that's as responsible journalism as those shows feature now . . . and imagine the graphics the art department could whip up!

Also, must recover in the next 48 hours . . . I have tix for the midnight showing of The Dark Knight at the theater where we can drink beer!!!

1 comment:

MYM said...

Monkey's must beware when going out with humans! They're walking germies.

Feel better soon :)