With all apologies to CookieBitch.
Having only spent a few years passing off as reasonably human, I'm somewhat behind the curve on so many things other humans seem to understand. Like fashion. And why cheddar cheese is orange.
Today, I was stopped cold with the realization that if I had not spent soooooooo very much money on my latest addictions . . . I could have purchased one or more pairs of really expensive, designer shoes.
Now, I don't know if I'd be able to stay up right in them . . . even if they do miraculous things to one's ass . . . (so I hear)
But, they'd be pretty tossed about in my home as object d'art.
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