Freaky

I think I've mentioned before my freaky ability to see random, often strangers, humans naked. I have labored under the impression that this makes me unusual or unique.

But today, I was talking to a friend of mine who is a food service manager at a big time, swank hotel . . . you know - the kind that hosts the president or all the area proms. I keep expecting to see her on an episode of Bridezillas because the very tasteful carpet in the third floor bathroom doesn't match the mother of the groom's underpants. It's that kind of hotel.

She informs me that her list of humans, often strangers, she's seen naked far far far exceeds mine.

Which, frankly, fascinates me. It is clear from her stories that these people WANT to be caught naked.

Which brings all sorts of questions to mind . . .

do they tip better if you see them naked? or do they think the joy of seeing them naked is tip enough?

are they too cheap to find a nudist resort? Or, is part of the kick being the only naked people in the room?

what's the legal ramifications for springing your nakedness on a food delivery person?

This weekend, she tells me, she delivered an order of diet soda to a room . . . only to find the female guest lolling around under the sheet, quite obviously naked. And, then when my friend was being very professional about it (popping their skanky little balloon) the woman had to call attention to her nakedness. I can only guess that she was getting a thrill out of trying to make someone be so uncomfortable . . . because there is usually enough lag time between placing a room service order and it arriving that you can throw on sweatpants and a t-shirt or hide in the loo. And, who orders soda from room service when there are usually vending machines on every hallway?

And, what is the karmic payback for that behavior?