Monday, October 15, 2007

A Very Special Monkey

I can't tell you how touched I am . . . . the selection process clearly is rigorous and difficult. I just can't believe the overwhelming support I feel coming from across the seas. Every day - sometimes 5 or 6 times a day, I am contacted personally by dignitaries and persons of high influence - all wanting to give me money. Lots and lots of money. Millions of dollars.

I feel so special. I can't wait to start spending all that money. I'll soon have so much I might have to rethink my position on fur.

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