I embrace my fragile ego. I also understand that I totally need to be adored by fans.
I also like to think that when I get a chance to put into practice what I preach, I take it.
Which is why I've told the evil side-kick to take tomorrow off for "good weather."
For years, I've been whining that since we live in hell, and it don't snow in hell, we should close down everything one day in the spring and one day in the fall for beautiful weather. Now that I have untold powers, I have found that I need to put this idea into practice.
Hopefully, it will also buy me unquestioning loyalty and adoration.
I'm a loser, aren't I?