If acting fails, perhaps a political career?

This afternoon, one of the understudies in the Phenom's production requested that I make a batch of my fruit and nut energy bars for her. Something about a dream and needing them.

Now, this isn't the first time an understudy has thought that the way to get ahead is by sucking up to the star. But, this time, the target of the sucking up was me. And, pretty much, I'm wanting to write her into my will at this point. Not only is she requesting I cook for her - but that I make something that pretty much nobody else appreciates.

But, of course, I can't get her any closer to the stage. Unless, of course - and I say this with some horror and some amusement, she plans to force feed the energy bars to the actor she understudies for and thus move onto stage that way? ooooh - maybe my ego has gotten too big.

Speaking of theater, I don't know - but is there really a line about "smacking monkey butt" in the title song for Oklahoma!?