And what's wrong with being a whore?

I admit it. I'm addicted to myspace. (or mywaste as my friend becky the frog calls it). Ironic, really - Becky the frog was my source, my pusher.

What's most disheartening is the total drive I have for gaining more and more and more myspace friends. I even invited Bill Gates to be my friend.

Isn't there an intervention or 12 step group I could get into? I hear 12 step groups are terribly addicting too.