The Phenom has a new, horrible, cruel method for torturing me. No doubt, by now, you've seen these horrifying "food stuffs" advertised. If you haven't - it's a bowl with a layer of mashed "potato food stuff" (I've not yet figured out if they are canned or powdered mashed potatoes, but either way they are too salty and probably better suited to gluing airplanes back together.) a layer of over cooked, canned corn, a layer of tiny bits of chicken hidden in over salted, deep fried breading, and then a layer of "gravy" and a layer of a "three cheese blend."
In a world where the government is stepping in to encourage and enforce better eating habits and nearly everyone is "carb conscious" -- KFC comes up with this monstrosity.
The torture part comes in when The Phenom threatens to go buy one of these things and force me to eat it in order to buy particular behaviors. The other night, I was fighting sleep -- The Phenom wanted me to stay awake so that I could feed the critters at the usual round up time - I wanted to sleep. So, The Phenom threatened to get one of these disgusting things and bring it into our home. I still get the creeps just thinking about it.
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I may be "The Chick" but these things gross even ME out!
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