Dear The Super,
Congratulations, you're hired!
Anonymous Law Firm is pleased to offer a position to The Super Bongo, in our New Orleans conspiracy theory law department, at a starting salary of $145,000 per year.
You start in ten minutes. Be there, or you're fired.
Sincerely yours,
Anonymous Lawyerhttp://www.anonymouslawfirm.com
Above is an email response I received today from my latest attempt at world domination. Plans are being made. Actions put into motion. Some of you should start wearing hats. (although, flying poo doesn't always just land on heads)
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