Awards, Applause, no pictures please

The home office informs me that my office is The Best Managed Office in the Central Region and we are also The Most Productive Office in the Central Region for our size division. sniff, I'm so proud. Exactly the ego boost Uncle Rico says I don't need. I wonder if they make underpants like the perfect t-shirt? I might even take up wearing undies if I could get some that confirm that I effin' rock.