Ever have a cop car park outside your home/office/tree? Ever get the shakes hoping he isn't there to arrest you - even if you KNOW you've commited no crimes?
I now know what is worse than having a cop park outside your home/office/tree. A large black van is parked outside my window with "corpse recovery services" written on the side and also the note that they offer "24 hour emergency service."
Who the heck prints "corpse recovery" on the side of a van? I hope this is some really sick human joke.
This is worse than the time I saw the van for "crime scene clean up services" that specialized in removing blood stains. Why can't they pretty up their names? Call themselves something totally different from what they actually are? Or maybe even something inappropriately funny - like "the last taxi" or Stain busters.
Now I'm depressed. I need sugar.
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