Thursday, March 23, 2006

I'm not as think you drunk I am

First, old business. The Chick says that she once saw a campaign ad that read "cow's milk is for baby cows" and so she assumes that this would mean that vegans are only opposed to consuming food products from non-human critters. Which, naturally invites the next question -- where do vegans stand on the issue of cannibalism?

On to new business. The Super Bongo is seriously bummed out. (Following in the steps of Bob Dole, The Super Bongo will now refer to itself in the third person - at least so long as I can remember to do so.) The Super Bongo has just read that in Texas, the police have started arresting people for public drunkedness while they are in bars. That's just dirty pool. If you can't get drunk in bars, where can you get drunk? As evidenced by last week's blog entry, getting drunk at home leads to imprudent blog entries and TMI.

I'm especially concerned since I have plans to travel to Texas next month. First my N'awlins trip is ruined -- now this. Obviously, I need to suck up to the travel gods. Looks like I'll need to find a shrubbery. Nothing too big - and perhaps with a path down the middle.

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